Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Jet-Puffed Dinosaur Mallows

In a blind taste-test there is absolutely no difference between classic Jet-Puffed Marshmallows and Jet-Puffed Dinosaur Mallows. They're tasty yet not earthshaking, and you hope to get a fresher bag. This bag was super fresh. Visually, the Dinosaur Mallows are awesome. Ok, they could be a little more awesome. In actuality the Triceratops, Brontosaurus, and Tyrannosaurus are barely more than pleasingly hued blue, green, and yellow blobs. They're entirely pleasing, nonetheless.

Score (dinosaur shaped marshmallows!): 5
Score (pleasing hues): 5
Score (good mass-market marshmallow): 3
Score (fresh bag!): 5
Score (brontosaurus blob): 2

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