The "Fries Before Guys" motto on the packaging of these Target brand Valentine's Day Marshmallow French Fries mystifies me. The hierarchy put forth doesn't make sense. I have never put a guy before a fry or visa versa. I have shared fries with my guy, and perhaps that might make a more romantic Valentine's Day message. That said, the concept of marshmallow french fries is pretty great, and they're super soft and mellow, with a good consistency.
Score (message): 1
Score (marshmallow french fries): 3